Primus - "Frizzle Fry (live)"
The Cure - "The Caterpillar (flicker mix)"
Electric Light Orchestra - "Strange Magic"
The Fugs - "I Saw the Best Minds of My Generation Rock"
Oscar Peterson - "Ev'ry Time We Say Goodbye"

I am an unapologetic excessive hugger.  When someone puts out a hand to shake, I pull them in for the half-hug unless they put forth serious resistance.  If hugs are wrong, I don't want to be right.

The sad truth is that I used to teach English grammar.  This is what I get for posting in a hurry while on the phone at work.

Nothing is required.  *sitar*

Yeah, THIS is why I'm not seeing The Lone Ranger.  Sure.

Dammit, how are people going to distinguish me from my evil twin?

If Kanye has this kind of reaction to the paparazzi, I'm gonna go ahead and say that he didn't think the whole getting-a-media-machine-pregnant thing through.

This finale may be my favorite thing that Adult Swim has aired since the epic third season of Moral Orel.  Maybe I just like down endings.

There's a lot to be said for this theory of diminishing returns.  I also have dozens of Nerdist podcasts that I've downloaded but haven't listened to.  I was more into it when the podcast was the only place I heard Hardwick's voice…but now that he's doing more stand-up AND Talking Dead AND now Talking Bad AND the…

Some people seem to dislike him because he calls himself a nerd without fitting into the narrow little box that those people have carved out to define "nerd".  Others just hate his overenthusiastic yelling of hashtags ripping them out of the mood of The Walking Dead, as if Mountain Dew commercials don't do that on…

Thank you, FIDLAR, for not using the same CGI that Kanye did in "Black Skinhead".

Aw, now I want a hologram of my dead father too.

@avclub-7b854e1c9778aa8ff839837766cf71d3:disqus - did who ever establish what exactly?  I'm not making claims about anyone in particular…just that sex with a trans person is much less likely to result in pregnancy (although I suppose it all depends on where they are in the transition and which direction they're…

IT'S BEEN one week since that damn Barenaked Ladies song got stuck in my head.

Well the risk of pregnancy decreases dramatically…

"These files were in the computer."

My freshman year in high school, I had a brutal crush on a girl in my French class, but I was convinced she didn't know who I was.  I went to some dance (Halloween maybe?) alone, and as luck would have it, so did she.  I worked up the nerve to ask her to dance to Peter Cetera's "The Glory of Love", and she said yes. …

My favorite is still the drunk commentary on the Cannibal! The Musical DVD.

You should learn when to go.
You should learn how to say no.
(Thank you, Hole.)

*adjusts settings*