It's all just a ploy to have the grade for Magna Carta Holy Grail bumped up to a C.

If I got a B every time I turned in something that "defied grading", my college career would have gone very differently.

The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Sharknado

BOW BEFORE THORAXIS!  (That's right, I finally got around to watching Community.)

Yes, if only because I can no longer tell people that I used to vacation on the Jersey shore as a kid without somebody referencing The Situation.

In both cases, I think it's safe to say this milk has gone bad without holding it any closer to my face.

We got one of those scratch and sniff cards in the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly.  I refuse to go near it, and simply assume that the entire card smells like farts.  It's like when someone tells you that the milk has gone bad, then asks you to smell it.  Why would you?

Just wanted to say that this is still going.  It's still not funny but it's gotten…neat.

Friday: Sharknado and Coronas.  It was everything we all expected it to be.  Plus there were chainsaws, because there should be.

Even my girlfriend got into reading Hawkeye, and she usually hates comics.  Definitely worth checking out.  The trade paperback version of the first chunk came out not long ago, and individual issues are pretty easy to find (I think they're on the 5th printing of #1 at this point).

I hope this just means that most people who saw the movie hated it so much they couldn't bring themselves to review it.

Merry Alien Christmas!

(This was meant to be somewhere else.)

@avclub-85d8ce590ad8981ca2c8286f79f59954:disqus - Either someone else on that same hallway had the same punk stickers and beat-up yellow Walkman, or I put the tape back in the same locker (which, yes, was probably a high school boy's).  Not sure why I remember this all so clearly…but I do.

To this day I have no idea whose locker it was.  The kid left the locker unlocked, and I just put the tape right back where I found it.  S/he might not have even noticed.

George Carlin, Steven Wright and Bill Cosby: the holy trinity of incorrectly attributed shite material.

One thing that I can depend on.  :-)

My senior year in high school (20 years ago) I stole a cassette copy of Energy out of some random kid's locker.  It was so great I dubbed myself a copy and returned the tape to the locker two days later because I knew the kid would miss it.  Sound SOUND system SYSTEM sound SOUND system SYSTEM.

Gary also says his super-villain name would be The Viceroy all the way back in "Powerless in the Face of Death".

Oh yeah…and unless there's some weird timeline play going on (and I refuse to rule this out completely just yet) I was wrong about Amber Gold being Myra.  Rats.