Pretty sure if I see this in the theater I'll be one of three people there.

Pretty sure they're cannibals.

All I really remember is that he eventually lands on D-U-M-B.  Other than that, close enough.

Now there's a song A.C. needs to record.

Movies where people pretend to hang themselves:

I've been listening to The Haunted Made Me Do It all evening after hearing that Marco Aro is back on vocals for The Haunted for 2013.  Here's hoping for a US tour next year.

Maybe a rehabilitated/lobotomized Myra (the crazypants who thought she was Hank and Dean's mother)?  She started out as OSI, and last we saw her she was being carted off by the OSI (I think)…

I'm kind of hoping it's a lobotomized or otherwise rehabilitated (or still crazy and in disguise) Myra (you know, the crazypants who at least thought she was Hank and Dean's mother).  Last we saw her she was being taken away in cuffs by the OSI, if memory serves…

White's hair moved and I saw it happen.  Sweet.

@avclub-e56f3c7f583392a5b6796622b4e04cd8:disqus - Yes, this was not a typo.  http://www.stephenking.com/…

I don't think I ever actually read The Mist, but there was this 3D radio drama our local library had on cassette when I was a kid, and it scared the everliving shit out of early-teen me.

"Mommy, what's an encyclopedia?"

R-rated sequel or STFU. (I can dream, dammit.)

Friday: The plan was to go see World War Z after sushi, but the couple we were going to double-date with ended up at the local urgent care (something about a gall bladder)…so we grilled burgers and dogs, and then I sat on my glasses and broke one of the arms off.  The only place in town that was willing to repair the…

I can't believe I am just finding out that THAT'S what Pailhead was.

*poop joke*

I really hope so.  Otherwise I can see us all getting drunk with power far more quickly than this announcement merits.

Did this kid really need a cutesy name?  Isn't it bad enough that this kid will grow up knowing that everyone with an internet connection in the mid-2000s has seen porn with her mother and some dude who isn't her father?

"So when the zombie horde starts tearing people apart, be sure to film it so my kids can watch it without wetting their beds for the next month."

Cat Stevens - "On the Road to Find Out".  Everyone gets kazoos.