plus it rhymes grace with grace. If you're just rhyming nonsense, you've gotta do better than that!

Takes a lot of balls to come on here and admit that Yes is your all-time favorite band. A lot of Yes is great, of course, and now that I'm not 13 years old, I can see that what I once thought was deep is a lot of fucking nonsense. One of the Kings of Bad Lyrics. Now I'm gonna go listen to "Fragile".

I believe this has been covered on theses boards before, but check out the inane incomprehensible lyrics to "Young Americans" sometime. You have no idea what he's singing, trust me, they are hysterical in their inanity. Great great song, though.

Stepping in on Harrison stupid lyrics, the chorus to "Something" is really stupid, after the verses tell of the awesomeness of his lover:

Nabin is so black that people chase him around with a piece of chalk.

Six Degrees
If one could really remember this guy's filmography, he'd be instant champ at Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.

PH - that joke is twice as funny if you imagine Bobby Bittman saying it.

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Impossible to put "Bon Jovi" and "kick ass" in the same sentence. "Sucks donkey balls", however, is appropriate.

"Yeah, he's not a hipster-approved human being, so go on, mock his misfortune."

Liberals hate Palin because she's "self-evidently an attractive, heterosexual, sexually active woman"? Are you just trolling or are you really that stupid?

Just an inexperienced former half-term governor that the Republican party put on their ticket to be one crazy-old-man away from being POTUS, and currently the most popular charismatic member of that party. No, I think we'll keep mentioning this for a while.
If I were a Republican, I'd want to make this go away, too.

Warren, as a former Lawn Guylander it pains me to disgaree, but the Andy/Erin story line is pretty insufferable, to me it's a signal that that the Office has jumped the shark. When all that stupid drama wads going on - will he ask her out, won't he??? - I was like yelling at the tv, "I don't CARE!".

It's not my fault that God chose to bestow his gifts upon silly man-children rather than I.
In fact I am quite bitter about it!

If only I had talent to waste.

Title of said musical:

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Daniel - I believe in you!
You've got the cool, clear eyes of a seeker of wisdom and truth!
Yet there's that upturned chin
And that grin of impetuous youth.
Oh, I believe in you.
I believe in you.

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Fidel - first, poophat's contribution went right past me too.