I can't wait until Luke Cage, I have high hopes that it'll be awesome! Can't say I care too much for the other Netflix/Marvel options.

Obviously you've never been to the Wendy's on the east side. People nailing their scrotes to the ground on the daily there.

Holy fuck, I loved this book as a kid. Also read Squids will be Squids, another awesome modern retelling/lampooning of fables by Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith. I still to this day want a tattoo that says "Squids will be Squids."

Oh no! He's getting tricked into another acting gig!

Dumb ass can't keep dumb lie straight in dumb news story.

Also, how would you go about eating 5000 calories a day without smoking.

Pretty soon the only non-public domain song left for Trump will by "The Ding Dong Song" by Gunther.

I did my duty to go see Ghostbusters; it was moderately entertaining and I got my fill of activism for the whole month.

It would still have less product placement than his recent films.

"The Adventures of Baby Ducks Screaming"

Katy Perry has a focus group of teens to relay how they, like totally feel things, and need to, like just rise above it all. #Deep

More divided than ever? Really? You can't think of a single other specific point in history where the US was more divided?

I thought it was all hype until I saw 5 people playing it on the bus yesterday.

What do you know about the Gear Wars?

So! They laugh at my boner will they?! I'll show them! I'll show them how many boners the Joker can make!

That's why I keep all my heist plans in those locked diaries marketed to insecure little girls. Keeps snitches out!

I'm pretty sure the suicide rate dropped in Seattle (another city that was a loser for decades) when the Seahawks won the Superbowl.

Can we get a Ocean's Eleven meets The Purge movie? A team of criminals must navigate the Purge to revenge steal some blood diamonds, or whatever.

I am the Decider!

"I liked working with Moner, since she's racially ambiguous and plain looking enough to not alienate all the darkies and uggos. Boom!" - Michael Bay