Better grab your umbrellas, you mewling quims!

This guy, he's got the jokes!

Not that I really like April Fool's day, or dislike John Oliver, but I really hope a bunch of people now prank him today.

Did anyone else think for a second that Daredevil had his head punched off during the final fight? I had to double-take before realizing it was his mask.

Darn those Gay-vengers and their Gay-genda! And to a lesser extent, the Gay-dians of the Gay-laxy! Ok, that was a stretch.

They will also be instituting a mandatory backwards letter "k" policy.

Send in the clowns,
Those daffy, laffy clowns,
Send in those soulful and doleful,
Schmaltz-by-the-bowlful clowns.
Send in… the clowns. (sobs)

To be fair, #OscarsSoWhite wasn't about making black jokes or perpetuating black stereotypes at all, so there wasn't really a double standard there. Also, black people can't be racist, didn't they know that?

Those are some nice Lich nips there.

Jepsen barely knows who he is, and Saget barely knows where he is.

He'll always be rape Santa to me.

These people read every interview and news story for more information about the series, and then get upset when people hint at what's to come.

3 teenage sons? Owner of a hip music management company? This is just Chipmunks: The Teenage Years, isn't it?

Someone cut off my fingers and threw 'em on stage, Murderface just rolled 'em up and smoked 'em! DETHKLOK RULES!

Next, on AV Club's Love Week, which character do you touch yourself to?

She was tapping into the secret fetish that most tech industry tools have, being publicly humiliated by a girl who's not completely out of their league but might as well be.

I'm sure Kanye's mom is a nice, tolerant woman, but fuck her and fuck this.

How that deformed excuse for a cartoon human became a sex symbol, I'll never know. Please don't ba-boopy-doop-do this to us!

Then maybe it should have stayed in the kitchen and made me some damn toast.

What's the point of having inanimate objects if I can't occasionally scream obscenities at them?