Len Bias was a hot prospect out of Maryland drafted by the Celts who died of a cocaine OD before he reached the pros. Supposed to be the second coming of Larry Bird. Only black.

Nice Work, Walt…
…in fixing up your home. But it will take more than that to repair your HOUSE OF LIES!! *

Mencia's head bashed in by a baseball bat worked for me.

But seriously, even a robot programmed only to kill can recognize a bullshit plot cop-out when it sees one.

Your penultimate paragraph
Never have I seen so many commas.