Here's the corrected version of the comedy section at the SAGs. Now someone go into their offices and put this in there. That way, they will think they made a mistake and give out the nods/awards to Parks & Rec.

Sorry Stephanie Meyer ruined your birthday

Eakin makes a valid point.

I need to friend request Jason Heller. That way I can like and/or comment these rants on rock music.

"Solve this mystery, genius!"

I saw the film at a film festival and it instantly reminded me of a couple I currently know who are in the first part of the relationship (one American and one with a visa thats set to expire next spring). "Yep, thats them alright."

I am convinced that John Travolta is an alien bent on destroying the universe (probably has something to do with that cult he's in, and this incident http://www.avclub.com/artic…

I'm all for free speech, but WHY the hell was this movie made?

I was surprised and laughed so hard when Leslie slaps Ron, right after he says that the government knows its doing.

Hence his reaction in the episode where Andy and April marry "Oh yeah, I get to burn another effigy", then explains the process of burning an ex-wife effigy, which would have been awesome to see on the show

I actually Googled "Footman and Platt Vaudeville Act", only to realize that Sean was being sarcastic, which proves that I need to get some sleep (after being awake since 5am).

This is a record. The episode just finished airing not even an hour ago.

Good thing I cancelled the DVD option of Netflix. That's one less website to waste time on.

Good thing I cancelled the DVD option of Netflix. That's one less website to waste time on.

How to improve show: Get rid of Nick Cannon

Cancel the show already!

Betrayal
I liked how you mentioned that Michael felt betrayed by Holly when he realizes that she decides to try a long-distance relationship with whats-his-name (How can you be alive and never seen Toy Story?! Seriously?!) when she didn't wanna do try that with Michael.

She's back this week for The Office's Christmas episode. It looks like Michael and Holly might end up together after all. At least someone has a chance of getting together with Amy Ryan on TV.

RIP
It's sad. Just last week, I was flipping through channels and I caught The Parent Trap. Like the sucker I am for old movies from childhood and the 90s, I watched it. When I first saw Natasha Richardson in her first scene (when she climbs down the stairs), it reminds me of a classic Hollywood entrance, a grand…