I would also like a sandwich. Actually make that a panini. With kettle chips and some carrots with some ranch to dip everything in. Chop chop! Lunch time is almost here.

Thanks. This made me both laugh and cry at the same time.

So instead of trying to get a warrant to arrest their president, the Argentine judicial system are just gonna focus their energy on this?

Please write this.

Last August I was at the bar at the Hard Rock Hotel (Angels & Kings?) with a friend when my friend's brother thought he saw Harold Ramis in the lobby. We had all been drinking but we were sure that it wasn't him (I had no idea he had been ill at the time) because what would a legendary director-writer-actor be doing…

Philip Seymour Hoffman, the Oscar winning actor who died with a heroin needle stuck in his left arm, will be honored today…

So America has been fighting the wrong terrorists for the past 13 years.

Wouldn't it make sense to license sold of his songs to random companies or movies set in the 90s in order to finance the cooking books?

What the hell? How are there still people who don't use the Internet?!

I wanna like and dislike this post (sorry, DAWES, but I can't take you guys seriously). However, I wanna be a good person and will like your post all the way, with warts and all.

BuzzFeed had an article about replacing Fallon a few weeks back (and by article, I mean a bunch of pictures of people with one or two lines at the bottom of each one), and they mentioned Maya Rudolph. And why the hell not? She mentioned about wanting to do a variety show la a Carol Burnett. And Late Night seems to be…

If Jack Donaghy were still around, you could have pitched that show to him and he would make it happen!

''Casting agents could also take a closer look at attractive American actors with different skin tones and ethnic backgrounds, but that’s an entirely different discussion.'

I remember buying Bossypants the week it was released. I couldn't put the book down. I read it all over the course of 24 hours. And for some reason during those 24 hours, every single person who saw the book, from the coffee barista to professors, either asked me how the book was or had some sort of comment about Tina…

I don't anything could be as bad as Adam Sandler movies.

Can you imagine the casting sheet for the mustaches that auditioned to be on Nick Offerman's face? (Post-president Taft, 70s era Burt Reynolds, Ron Burgundy)

@ElBloombito also wants to ban earbuds and iPhones. He even tweeted about that, probably while trying to get rid of a trailer that popped up on his iPhone.

Amy Poehler has responded to that vile creature.

I would not be at all surprise if NBC got to work on pilots and hopefully entire season orders of Bitch Hunter, God Cop, that show where Jack Donaghy was El Generalissimo and Homonyms for 2013-2014. In fact, I'm pretty sure we would happy with that.

That would be incredible!