The line about the "indie record that's way cooler than mine" pisses me off. I don't like when musicians allude to being musicians in their songs. It's like, fuck you.

I can't remember — did the AV Club run this much bullshit about The Wire when that show was ending?

"Dead Freight" because you see it and go wtf? Then you get to the end and you're like "AW FUUUUUUU - OH RIGHT, THAT."

Are they ever going to return to the night where Walt called him "Jesse"? That episode was probably the best acting job this kid has ever done on the show.

Fuck yeah, interviewing casting directors. I'd like to hear more from the unsung heroes of the biz.

Holy shit, I got The AV Clubbed! What an honor.

Glamorama: Jesus fuck that was a long gay sex scene.

White Chalk is the best fucking album ever.

The buildup to the chorus: totally jacked from Erasure's "Always". Always bugged me.

AV Club: overreact to fucking everything

Best use of this song ever: Sue Heck walking down a dark street in a chicken suit.

Aw man. How can I say goodbye.

He has some gall, having a ball, brother can't even return my calls.

Duh duh duh da NA na na na! Duh duh duh da NA na na! Duh duh duh da NA na na! Duh dun!

Mommy's Little Monster still kicks ass.

1990 was a fucking awesome year for music. Nirvana ruined everything, killing not just hair metal but all the cool shit out there that wasn't grunge.

The problem with this movie was not the constant over-the-top political commentary, but its insistence on focusing so much on the dipshit junkie characters who perform the holdup at the expense of the much more interesting Ray Liotta, Richard Jenkins and Gandolfini characters. Even ostensible star Pitt seems sidelined…

A bunch of Chekhov short stories. Fuck everything else.

This song used to always bum me the fuck out when I was a kid. Its hard to pinpoint the most unbearable vocal part since the whole thing is kittens being drowned in a bag, but that "oh my GOD do I try" line where she doesn't even come anywhere close to reaching the note has to be in contention.

So, so you think you can tell.