Both Kevin Smith and John Hughes are terrible.

And it's a middle-aged guy with a really somber voice reading the list of bands. Fucking perfect.

I kinda liked Guster.

The dumbest RSD reissue? Zaireeka.

Montovani? Throw some Nana Mouskori in there and you've got a deal!

Linkin Park is the exception that proves the rule.

That's been Rolling Stone for at least 25 years.

I would like to think her constant praise of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo played a part, but it probably didn't. She was just the worst.

Simpsons doesn't have anyone getting raped by tentacles, so he rarely checks in.

Z'Don't.

No, it's funny because he's a self-righteous smarmy preachy asshole whose music is bad.

Mr. Disney?

Are you a character in a Stephen King novel?

Alison's starting to happen.

They are truly despicable people.

Stop encouraging him.

You are a terrible person.

The year Brian Adams turned 10. I don't care how fuckin cool he thought he was, he wasn't going to the drive-in to make out with girls and starting up bands when he was 10.

Quiet Riot predates millenials. That's a solid gen-X album.

Nick Cave, "I'll Love You Till the End of the World."