Anybody got a Fruitopia?

Canadian references are adorable!

*lights cigarette, shrugs, turns up volume on Slanted and Enchanted*

Remember how convinced everybody was that spoken word was going to be the next big thing and so you got shit like that commercial for the Gap where some dude was reading a lousy poem about his Khakis?

You weren't born between 1974 and 1977?

I think Harris' career resurrection has a lot more to do with the Harold and Kumar films.

Does she ever star in a movie whose title isn't just a proper name (See also: Arthur)?

I think they are all Something Corporate.

My ex-wife is a huge country fan who lives in the south and I stil had to be the one to introduce her to Hayes Carll.

19. 19. 19.

Please. "Cosmic American Music."

Born in 76, and when I was old enough to start going to school dances in high school, I would wind up reeking of dad's old Canoe in the back of the medicine chest.

I was working on about an hour sleep when I wrote that (and the other bitchy comments I contributed today). AV Club is very different than it used to be and I'm still adjusting. Sorry for lashing out.

There was The Nanny Diaries, but it's not very good.

You have good taste.

I was describing you and your bizarre manner of comparing yourself to Michel Thomas, you little shit. What does my user name have to do with anything, guy who used to include "Terrorist" in his?

I want to like BJ, but his constant need to defend the later seasons of The Office really gets on my nerves.

I understand Michel Thomas spent all his time derailing conversations at pop-culture websites to make them more about himself as well.

No, Scott Tobias did, about 2 1/2 years ago, but of course, these ladies like to pretend he never existed. http://www.avclub.com/artic…

"'The Wedding Singer' is my favorite Sandler flick"
You are aware that Punch Drunk Love exists, right?