OK, You know how I give you shit all the time because all you do is make boring, obvious, observations and talk about stupid rape-cartoons that have nothing to do with the topic at hand?
Making 6 year old references like "Joe the Plumber" isn't really helping your case.

Oh hi, AV Club.

Aw, I already knew that!

What the hell did I just watch?

When Harvey Birdman was a going concern, not a day went by that I didn't ask that of someone in my office.

Is he Milhouse?

This should not have made me laugh as hard as it did.

Oh my God, I used to love Forever Knight about the cop who was a vampire.

This is why I find myself spending less and less time at AV Club.

"Friend-Zone" is just as annoying as "hipster."

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Joe Franklin was the undisputed king of that.

"I think Jay Leno really fucked up with the Conan O'Brien thing."

Leno sucked long before 2010, my friend. And just because you think telling the truth is some sort of hipster contrarianism, that don't make it so.

Animal Practice was written by Amelie Gillette. That's all you need to know.

Wasn't there also a plan to make it both a multi-cam laughtrack sitcom and a single-cam mockumentary as the same show?

Is that a chef who dances or a dancer who cooks?

There were exactly zero jokes per episode though. There were a couple of humorous observations, but no real jokes.

I refuse to watch Trophy Wife, mostly because it's called Trophy Wife.

…which is unadaptable.