Please turn this into a screenplay.

Where are you getting such fresh and original material?

I did.

See, this is what I've been saying for years. Mohd is just the worst fucking commenter to ever disgrace this site.

Yeah, but in A Year at the Movies Murphy goes out of his way to mention how much he hates Tarentino, so he has at least one opinion that goes against the conventional wisdom.

Me too, except I am a year older than you.

I say it every time this show comes up: this was overrated.

Jackie Harvey, ladies and gentlemen.

Greatest hits albums are for housewives and little girls.

If only they had included the Mel Torme/Paul Anka fight scene…the age old struggle between Jazz and Pop….

Agreed.

That was all daytime soaps

Does it include this?

And Yo! Mtv Raps hasn't been on the air in 19 years (Really? Time sure is a son of a bitch), so his television viewing habits have changed considerably.

Were you that kid on 321 Contact?

She can fuck all night, apparently.

We, the collective AV Club commentariat, did a nice takedown of that song a few months back (with a little help from Har Mar Superstar): http://www.avclub.com/artic…

What about I'm A-Do Us?

"Moose?"-Jeannine Garafalo in Wet Hot American Summer

It was. I saw it when I was about 6.