I'm going out on a limb here and saying I am approximately the 12,834th person on the internet to note that fantasy football is D&D without dice.

I'm pretty sure the …Movie guys would like to option that.

It is most definitely available in NYC.

Say hi to Scott Tobias. Tell him we miss him.

I don't know what you're talking about, haven't you been enjoying the last 7 seasons of Arrested Development?

I liked it, but it's not The Road.

I have a tattoo, which I didn't get until I was 34 years old. It is the following symbol on my upper right arm:

As long as you're in NYC, try anything by the Schmaltz Brewing Co, Captain Lawrence Brewery, and Long Ireland Brewery.

NFL-Giants and Jets
MLB-Yankees
NBA-Knicks
NHL-Rangers
College-Alma Mater is a college with no sports, so I don't care.
Pro Rasslin-Can I still say Mick Foley?
MLS-Who gives a shit?

Dr. Fate doesn't get enough respect.

Amelie has very strong opinions on things whose target audiences are ostensibly tweens and housewives. Also, Amelie wrote for Animal Practice.

The Front Page was a comedy! Did you laugh once?

No, but Dwight used to have this very specific "belligerent nerd" way of thinking, which is typical of Ayn Rand people.

That's such an Ayn Rand way of thinking; it's so perfect.

I always found the most telling thing is Michael brings in the donuts and tries to pass it off as "someone in the office."

22 things we all miss about blindly hating homosexuals in the early 90s.

Do not feed the trolls.

I thought of Bubb Rubb and Lil Sis too! "all fo dec'ration!"

I hear some of those MILFs don't even have kids!

"Crunk" is a style of rap, which you are probably, like many people ca. 2004, confusing with "krump," a style of dance which is a more energetic and exagerrated form of hip-hop dancing.