What of Markie Post?

ah, tell it to your Grandma.

Does your father make nutty sound effects like *Brakathoom" and "poit" everywhere he goes?

Ahhhh! My eyes!

The casting call is in my bedroom. Don't question it.

Wasn't G4 showing The Chaser's War on Everything for a while? But all the episodes were horribly out of date?

Just like "Why Is This Commercial" and the sketch comedy one.

Actually, it is, but seeing how this is Vince Russo, about 85% of the programming will be hosted by Ed Ferrara.

Will Virtual Reality become our reality? Find out after our reviews of the latest N64 games!

My weight keeps fluctuating (actually I've just been getting fatter but only around the waist since I quit smoking). What should I do about pants?

You can't take our Style!

I'm not sure Chris Hardwick awkwardly smooching someone's ass and asking them to relate their chosen field to stand-up falls under "the best comedy."

"Destiny Hope" is the full first and middle.

The penalty for puns this bad is a stoning.

Oh hai, Comrade Questions.

Call me old fashioned, but women voters? Ain't gonna happen.

I'm sure Scott Norwood knows what it is.

I'm sorry, but the correct format as handed down from upon high, by Starz himself is:

NPR named that phenomenon themselves long ago.

Asha Bhosle? She's the one who keeps the dream alive.