"the episode of Parks’ second episode"

Wait…what?

Oh, fuck you.

…and that's the poblem with Bart's generation.

"Hey kids! Do ya like the rock n roll?"

Yogurt Baron: It was based on the show. See, at the time, every washed-up tv star from the 70s had a talk show.

That shit with the inane chatter makes that song even more hatable. "Hey! We're just laid back dudes having a good time, bro!"

Anonymous vs. Justin Beiber…

Fair enough, but every asshole I knew in college who liked Rush was also a fucking Ayn Rand lunatic.

Also boring guitar virtuosos like Satriani and Malsteen.

"Oh, yeah…I totally rolled 4 18s, which I'm putting in Stength, Con, Dex, and Wisdom. Plus, I get extra saving throws and start off with 100,000 gold pieces and a Castle at Level 1."
-Asshole you never wanted to play with, but he bought all the books so you were stuck with him

Ayn Rand followers are assholes.

Stockard Channing doesn't have anything to do with this song.

Rolling Stone? Did they give the new John Fogerty Album at least 4 stars?

Probably from the fact that everyone misinterprets "Pink Houses" the same way eveyone misinterprets "Born in the USA."

Mellencamp conservative? Au contraire:

My kids had that set too.

Mellencamp falls somewhere between the two, I guess.

Who??

"My friends Ashley and Mary like to do their own choreographed dance to this song"