"liked" for Crumbsuckers reference

Wow, everything that makes me feel alienated about being an American in one place.

What are you, like 14?

"In college, our fraternity used to have mixers with this one sorority."

Phantom of the Paradise.

Awwww. *sniff* I'm so proud.

"holding the tute"?

Is anyone else not getting last week's The Best Show to show up in their iTunes subscription feed?

Samantha wins for her ability to stretch the word "well" to 7 or 8 syllables.

Hulk Hogan's Rock & Wrestling

I will not sit here and let you bash the good name of Spiral Zone, sir!

…cause we got a great big convoy, driving through the night…

…and none of them are from the 70s.

Now who's being naive?

@avclub-8a7e64a3f187804c9ee1dec13090b975:disqus : Allegedly because she barely spoke English, and the Family Channel thought she'd be a bilingual star, forgetting that they speak Portuguese in Brazil.

@avclub-a987c207d0ccd8ea71a2568a3340f7fc:disqus : If only there was a Simpsons quote we invoke around here about complaining about a joke. 
Oh wait, there is:

Love you, @avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus .

Mogul, I have the most Jewish name ever and my co-worker has the most Islamic name ever. We've hung out a couple times at happy hours and it's always fun to introduce ourselves to people.

They could do an episode about my co-worker. The only time his religion came up is last week when I offerred to get him coffee and he told me "I can't. It's Ramadan."

By the way, if there's a more accurate album title than CrazySexyCool, I haven't heard it.