Are you 2 Proud 2 Beg us for one?

"Red Rain" or GTFO!

This is the most British comment ever posted on AV Club.

In one of his "my year of flops" thingies Nathan Rabin pointed out that the most egregious example of this is Christina Ricci, who was already a movie star by the time she got to high school

Fair point. I was 23 when the first one was released and thought it was terrible. But people my age seem to like it, which makes me inexplicably angry.

So far, there has been The Wackness and The Perks of Being a Wallflower. More will come.

…which made a joke of the fact that they couldn't cast her as a teenager.

Ben Gazarra as Sonny would have been amazing.

Furthermore, the American Pie movies have always been terrible. Watch them again now that you're not 14.

Aubrey Plaza is 29 years old. Alia Shawkat is 24 years old. Can we please stop casting these women as teenagers?

Are you and the lefty frosh VT students or something?

Not a good "first date" joke.

I am? Just because my avatar is a Sluggo doesn't mean I'm the Sluggo.

No, but so many commenters think they're being original or clever when pointing out that the interviewee didn't explain (to the commenters' satisfaction) why they hated a song.

Seems worse to me, but maybe that's just because Sluggo is so relentless.

Switch to coffee.

"Theme From Shaft."

"You're dating me?"
-every male commenter (apologies to actual non-white dudes out there)

I especially hate this on Hatesong. We get it, people. The comedian who is not a musician didn't address anything musically about some half-forgotten one-hit wonder that you happened to like because it was big when you were in the 6th grade.

What constitues a goofy t-shirt? I am a 37 year old man and I still wear t-shirts, so I need some clarification.