Rihanna as a submarine…
She is long, hard and full of seamen.

But Grizzly Bear probably won't eat anyone in the end…

I only like the second season of weeds
that is all.

Would "Get thee to a nunery" be the proper punishment in this case?

It started with a mixx
So I get to make the music for my restaurant and I had this song on one of the mixes. Inevitably there are going to be songs that annoy people, but one server especially hated this song and would hit skip on the cd player every time it came on. We worked the morning shift together, so every time…

Does anyone remember the Animaniacs cartoon…
with the two survey takers and their questions regarding George Wendt and beans?

It should be called "I'm rich you're poor, lets dance!" that would be a much better parody name for this type of movie.

This was better
than the Fresh Air interview.

Albert Maysles
came to a film class I was taking right when this HBO film was cast and he was outright pissed about the casting and came short of calling Drew Barrymore a whore. As a fan of the original it was one of the funniest things I had ever seen.

This book
is better live.

Faulkner with the addition of Zombies
is just about the most terrifying things I can think of.

More like
Wall of Hair!

The only thing that keeps OK Computer from being a perfect album…
fitter happier.

Love?
Is it too much to ask for?

Did anyone notice…
the picture of Jack and Tina Fey dressed as Sarah Palin on his desk?

We knew about the spiders, but the hauntavirus…

It has to be all singing, all dancing
or it don't mean shit to me.

Yeah but can't you make the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs?

See, that is the real buzzkill.

Well done my young Padawan.