I thought it was absolutely perfect for someone who's trying to steer her kids into believing that America ain't all that.  It did make me laugh as well though.

Miami Vice & fashion have a strange symbiotic relationship.  It was fairly representative of the fashion of that area when the show started, but it also was a huge influence on the rest of the country as it gained popularity.       

Eh, we all know you're just gonna masturbate.  As long as high-waisted jeans turn you on, you can take care of that while watching the show.

But by admitting that he doesn't like Archer, he's raised the internet's "I have no taste" level by an even larger amount, so really he should be punished.

Not as awesome as before the nose job.

YEAH!  Let's all jump on the "it" boy of the moment!  He's perfect for EVERYTHING!    Cummerbund should get ALL the roles.

Nice post, Red Letter Media's mom.

I'll draw Ewok penises on his face.

Or squirrels, apparently.

And yet people regularly eat it without dying, while you subsist on berries & nuts & your own self-satisfaction.

I've never really got this.  I certainly don't think that the movie is better than the show (They've got two completely different feels, so I'm not even sure it's fair to compare them), but it's plenty of fun in its own right.

Yeah, I haven't heard of hardly any of the people picked to do this column.  Upon research, they all pretty much suck as well.

I thought it was about spending a buck on a bracelet to make it seem like you were a caring & giving humanitarian.

I dunno where the hell you went to movie reviewing school Mr. Tobias, but the fact that you wrote eight rather wordy paragraphs about this film without once mentioning Samantha Mathis' magnificent naked breasts tells me that their curriculum needs to be rethought.  Focus on the things that are important to your…

"Has *not* hitting the bitch been working? I mean, scientifically speaking, has not hitting the bitch achieved the desired result?"

I just started watching the season one DVD's the other day.  It's quite like taking LSD & speed at the same time.  If you survive it, you may not be entirely sure you enjoyed it, but you know you had a hell of a ride.

MJ helped himself to children.

MJ helped himself to children.

Yep, I was about to post the same question.

Aaaaaaaaand, I'm done.  I read the synopsis of the episode on my DVR late last night, hesitated just a moment, and hit delete.  Just couldn't take it any more.  Unlike Sonia, I'm not willing to suffer through Matthew Perry (who I quite like in several other things) to get to the goodness that is most of the rest of…