Too bad the Bond car isn't going for $5 million
$5.5 million is just out of The Situation's price range.

I'm going as Jesus. Nothing particularly clever.

Because I disagree with Mother, Top Five Albarn-Related Albums:

He would if I shared an 8-ball with him.

No, I'd ask Billy Bob Thornton if Angelina Jolie is as good in the sack as I imagine she would be.

My only question
Will Nic Cage be in this one too?

Unrelated to this thread, but that GQ spread almost makes me want to watch this show. I mean, if the girls actually just wore revealing shirts and panties at all times, that is.

I lost mine to my boss. I was a thin, young, nerdy guy. She was a surprisingly hot farm-girl type, and my manager at Culver's. It was fifteen minutes of me being in way over-my-head (pun intended?) with a girl who was out of my league. Best part was when we got done and her first words were "you cannot tell anyone at…

I'd like to Diane her Lane.

I'm high.

Miller's Crossing, as ZMF has said, is fucking incredible. The other two? You're not missing much.

Yeah, Cyborg, Miller's Crossing was a laugh riot.

They'll go places other cops wouldn't dare in the pursuit of justice.

I work at a Family Video, and we're actually opening new stores all over the place and stacking paper. So it's not all bad in the video rental world.

Based on the capitalization of Her, I can only assume you think of Marcia as a female deity.

Dough Re Mi
Fa So…

Only if you provide a customary side of southwest ranch dressing.

Fuck The Brady Bunch
I don't even want to discuss this episode. Instead, who was the more obvious lesbian, Phil and Lil's mom from Rugrats or Alice?

Robin Williams playing a talking dog?
That's what has me excited for this film.