Technically, I ("A Guy") am registered, I just never bother to actually sign in.

NMH Reunion Tour
I mean, GBV and Pavement got back together for tours this year. Why not another legendary indie group? (Yeah, I realize this has no chance at happening)

Five best live acts I've seen:

Jesus fucking Christ, McGimmick, quit while you're behind.

12 Rods' Split Personalities is actually fucking great too, although I haven't heard Gay?

1. Tomorrow Never Knows
2. She Said, She Said
3. While My Guitar Gently Weeps
4. A Day in the Life
5. Love You To

I'd like Rashida Jones to eat my Fatburger.

Let's just hope his long estranged ex-wife will be the one who finally gets through to him. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go create an account as a golden lion tamarin.

All this talk of star-whackers and the JFK assassination makes me want to go listen to Bill Hicks.

Stop with that right now, McGimmick.

If you're going to gimmick-post as Gene Shalit, you need to contribute terrible puns and play-on-words with every "reasonable discussion." C'mon.

Suggestions for new follow-ups to come with free Dr. Pepper after/if Detox is released:

So that makes me, what, the [OUTSOURCED] of AV Club users?

I was referring to the scenes when Guido is talking with Carini Daumier, the film critic. Obviously, the film has a lot more going on than movie criticism. I still think it fits within the boundaries of the Inventory.

Again, I'd say that for no-holds-barred Cage, nothing tops Vampire's Kiss. It's like the last 20 minutes of Wicker Man, only for the entire movie.

Everything about the Adaptation screenplay is brilliant. One of my all-time favorite films.

Yee Yee is never funny, he's just there. He's the Two-and-a-Half Men of AV Club comment boarders.

I've been looking for a great deal on a Coach necklace! Thanks, Smithgirl!

Exploding barrel, AV Club has no standards for comment predictability. See: AIDS, Cancer.

Nicolas fucking Cage
That's all I have to say about this.