Nathan
Don't forget to punch out.

My roommate and I just had a good laugh over this. So far I'm finding the user comments funnier than the staff's.

Dude, there's an option to turn off the auto-scroll at the bottom. Calm down.

Looks like all the haters are admittedly unfamiliar with the band; big surprise. I'm a pretty big fan myself but I probably wouldn't be if I'd only heard their MTV songs.

I watched Still Waiting last night online and was surprised by how not terrible it was. It had a few good laughs and lots of scantily clad women, that's about all I would have expected from it. If you tolerated the first one, you'll probably tolerate this one as well.

I will plead the fifth on Blankman.

Compelled to complain
I usually try to stay positive, but I have to vent about how awful that episode of Family Guy was. I'm not much of a fan, but I usually find it at least occasionally funny, not the case last night. That episode was excruciating. It took all of the worst elements of the show and combined them to…

Well if there's a silver lining to quadruple posts (honestly, I only hit the button once!) it's the opportunity for gratuitous Simpsons quotes. Well played.

For Shame!
Frank Zappa- "Titties and Beer". Case closed.

For Shame!
Frank Zappa- "Titties and Beer". Case closed.

For Shame!
Frank Zappa- "Titties and Beer". Case closed.

For Shame!
Frank Zappa- "Titties and Beer". Case closed.

Do you think that people are ready to hear about the population problem?
Should Obama make a policy?

This thread really brought a smile to my otherwise Seasonal-Affective-Disorder-depressed face. Thank you. I'm going to narrate my life like this until the sun returns.

Has it been clinically tested? I rest my case.

Is there anything that an eyeful of boob can't help?

Octuplets
As much as I usually hate these kinds of stories, it seems like people are actually approaching this one from the right perspective. Basically, asking what the fuck is wrong with our society and worrying (however abstractly) about the implications of population growth rather than saying "Awww!" and sending…

And two months of the year you can even swim in it!

That Caspian needs to work out its identity issues. Am I a lake or a sea? It can't be healthy.

Partdavid: You and Bruce Campbell live on Lake Baikal in Russia? That must be a hell of a commute when he's filming.