I can't be the only one who finds the casting choice for young Dick Whitman distracting. Even though I recognize that his big-eared, gawky Three Stooge haircut-tedness is an illustration of the sheer humbleness of his origin, that young Dick is Peter Parker the pre-radioactive spider bite that turned him into…

The off brand is called Dorks.

@avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus And his arrogance extends to believing that those who don't like or understand him are stupid too. Whenever his audience responds with anything short of raucous laughter to his reliably Leno-esque opening monologue, he snaps back at them for being uptight, PC, or too…

You could create some controversial spin art trying to time all of that to aim at the toilet.

@olivececile:disqus I beg to differ. Seth Green (god bless 'im) is the worst guest in the history of Real Time. You know when you're hanging out with a couple of people, & two of you get into an interesting conversation in which the third person doesn't have much to offer, but rather than just sit there silent until…

Oh, come on! If success was a measure of intelligence, the Kardashians would have the capacity to explain string theory.

Good panel host, sure. Good interviewer? It depends. In the post-monologue interviews, usually with an activst or politician, he's great. But whenever he interrupts panel to bring out Jay-Z or Fred Armisen, the ensuing exchange always makes me feel like I'm watching a verbal blowjob.

Nothing bores me more than a woman's anonymous & unnecessary height & weight disclosure in an internet forum.

Alas, the angels are too busy with other matters to grace us with another Joan.

Seriously. You should know you're spelling a GoT name wrong if it's lacking a superfluous vowel.

At 5'7" & 110 lbs, a 20 lbs weight gain wouldn't make January Jones fat. It'd barely make her Christina Hendricks curvy.

Don specifically said that he wanted Megan to follow her acting dreams so that she wouldn't become Betty.

Yeah, except even Rick Fox & Henry Rollins have been guest judges.

The smash cut to the episode title card is always my most reliable laugh moment.

I rank Frank's Pretty Woman for Alanna Ubach's performance alone.

Once I sat quietly singing "Dayman"  to myself in a coffee shop when a total stranger nearby overhead & chimed in with the "Ah-aah!" right on cue. We became quick friends.

The devolution of the Waitress & Rickety Cricket is intended as a reflection of the gang's path of destruction. Cricket especially.

I have incredibly prehensile toes, so watching Andrea struggle just to get those pliers off the ground was my most frustrated moment in television viewing this year.

The real issue is that Andrew broke the chain on the gate, opening it up for zombies who had arrived in fairly large numbers before the gang even noticed. Everyone had to scatter to safety, with mini-groups in different pockets of the prison. Lori would have given birth in better circumstances were it not for Andrew's…

Milton was stabbed with pliers, which is a blunt instrument & not really a stabbing weapon. Shane was stabbed with a big ass mofo knife. Also, Milton was stabbed off screen, so how did you manage to conclude how many times he was stabbed?