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That show was worthless before Heather Locklear and Marcia Cross.

A Garden of Eden Eve with hair down to her ass and a bush peeking out from behind the fig leaf.

Only if you read the books. This show is not written for the people who read the books.

If Rickon didn't exist, Jon and Sansa's campaign to take back Winterfell would have the same emotional impact, and Ramsey wouldn't have nearly as much leverage.

They cast Max von friggin' Sydow to do nothing but stand behind Bran and sit in a tree. I wouldn't be surprised if actors beg their agents for bit parts on this show.

If her invasion is timed correctly, her dragons will be instrumental in the fight against the White Walkers which is the only war that truly matters. That will enable her to introduction to Westeros as savior, and not just a conqueror.

But she intends to "break the wheel," which could very well mean bringing an end to patriarchal feudalism.

Oh, please. Like y'all wouldn't riot if they'd had that conversation off screen.

Brienne's going to Riverrun. The rest of the crew is likely off to rally support from other houses of the North, like the Manderleys.

That's her dad.

I don't know if it's fair to quibble over intersecting timelines for every character when different subplots are paced out in different ways. The way I look at it, we know it was the same number of days since both Sansa and Jon were last at Winterfell, but we don't necessarily know that each subsequent episode spanned

That temple was probably pieced together with quite a bit of horse manure and dry grass which, yeah, is like a few barrels of gasoline and a jillion wicks.

How friggin' magical was that reunion considering we never even those two characters interact before!

Naw, the book's actually pretty racist, even if the milder movie does exceed its place in popular consciousness.

At age 10, I jumped up from my theater seat and yelled at the screen, "This is crap. She's supposed to die!"

The Waif is emotional, but it makes sense for the story because it's either exactly the reason she remains a sophomore trainee OR it's a calculated tactic to provoke Arya into behaving as hot-tempered Arya Stark, rather than behaving as an emotionless No One. Arya traditionally acts incensed and rebellious in any

She's reacting with surprise to Arya's newly shortened hit list, as she makes immediately clear in the dialogue, because it had previously included the still living Thoros of Myr, Beric Dondarrian, and Melisandre.

"Gold will be their crowns. Gold, their shrouds." Tommen's a goner.

I found their lack of caring indicative of how averse they are to the concept of a woman in power, especially since even after she proves her bonafides, they choose to escort her to Dothraki retirement home rather than back to her throne. If she descended into Vaes Dothrak on dragonback, maybe then they'd take her

A gravitass?