But Glinda's the one who sicced the murderous witch on Dorothy by putting the ruby slippers on her feet. Glinda also struck me as kind of a manipulative bitch.

First slow… then fast.

First slow… then fast.

I kinda wish they'd gotten Brian Williams to fill in.

I'd rather see him an weekly hour-long news magazine/interview show format, a la Dateline. He could fill the Friday slot.

One show that did this expertly well was My So-Called Life. "Life of Brian" is probably everyone's favorite episode. I lament that the show didn't live long enough for us to get to hear what was in the heads of Rayanne & Ricky.

I would've LOVED a day in the life of Margaret.

I found it highly amusing that Michelle read Jinkx's challenge makeup because during the challenge, my first thought upon sight of Jinkx was, "Hmm… she looks a lot like Michelle."

It could be your head isn't screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps, that your shoes are too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all is that you fail to recognize how an message of acceptance from a previously withholding parent can do a lot to help a drag queen release their emotional baggage & get…

Being a well-rounded queen might not get you far on the club circuit, but it does get you pretty damn far on Ru Paul's Drag Race.

I don't think Coco was trying to be funny. I think Coco, not understanding that Jinkx was commenting as her character, assumed she was being read & decided to read back. That moment managed to encapsulate nearly everything I dislike about her. She believes that which she doesn't know is not worth knowing, she's in…

The ignorance (and for that matter, the pride they had in their ignorance) of Edie friggin' Beale was flabbergasting. Gay culture has historically always been esoteric & outside the mainstream. It's always been about taking obscure and/or has-been women with ridiculous personalities & elevating them to the status of…

Well, then you'd think one of them would have wised up and done Charo already.

I don't know when they got it done. But I'd always noticed that the ones who do aren't just the older ones but specifically the pros, the career queens who compete in pageant circuits & have Vegas shows, etc. I've always assumed they did it moreso to feminize their faces for work than to preserve a youthful appearance.

I wouldn't really call it a "current trend." The most plastic queens have been Chad, Alyssa, Detox, & Coco —none of whom are exactly spring chickens.

I'm partial to Bart's Inner Child which is a brilliant, underrated episode.

"When I was a kid, we got spanked by presidents til the cows came home. Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions!"

To the best of my recollection, Bob Marley never actually shot a sheriff.

Once Coco started in on how it nearly destroyed her marriage & made it sound like she'd spent the last two years balled up & shaking in a dark corner, my sympathies were washed away. Climb off the cross, hunty. There's no martyrs in Ru Paul's Drag Race.

So true. And those who go risky always had these bizarre, overthought, humorless, psuedo-intellectual answers for why they chose to do what they did. Ugh. Nobody cares. (See: Milan, Serena Cha Cha.) Alaska's reasons are always concise, sensical, & funny.