Bourbon vs. "Tennessee whiskey":  There's no question there…

We're suddenly getting into the realm of blasphemy…

Listen here, Senor Spielbergo.  I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Shindler.

If not playing "metal," what genre are these "talented guitarists" involved in?!

Actually, I'm the original "Guy Incognito" account…I just can't remember my password.

Is Matt Ward really as much of a pussy as Ben Gibbard?  Oh, he is, isn't he?!

Yo, I don't need this!  Where the hell's my limo?!

It's a "shit sandwich" like the KFC "Double Down" is a sandwich: Feces, "other shit," feces…delicious, no?

Just two words: Shit Sandwich

Matt Freeman on Maxwell Murder is still second to Matt Freeman on Rejected…MM is a better song overall, but the bassline on Rejected kicks so much ass.

Yeah, I seem to recall his Fresh Air interview last year was somewhere along the lines of, "Man, it wasn't about Jim taking out his penis, man.  It was like the energy of the whole thing.  Everybody was like really into it, man."

"There goes a real sack of crap…"

I've seen it front and center when I open Spotify: I took that to mean I shouldn't bother with it…

Picked it up before listening to it after reading the review last night (at least I know I can trust Heller).  $5.99 on Amazon can't be wrong…

That Lee Marvin is dreamy…

Funny that you mention that, because, if I remember correctly, the inlay card for "Where Quality is Job #1" points out that very same fact. I'm not "picking" a band for anti-WP songs, I'm just stating that my mind makes the connection between Skrewdriver and that particular lyric.

"Nazi skins and aryans
Pollute our land
Skrewdriver, White Pride, and Warzone
And other nazi bands
They're a bunch of fag-bashing goons
Nationalist buffoons
And they don't even know what the fuck they're singing about"

Nope, they're amazing live because they're "into" the music they play, as opposed to a band who looks bored the entire time they're on stage.  Don't use the "play each other's instruments" argument; it's been used for Mumford & Sons too many times, and they sure as shit aren't talented…

What about Blackula, Blackenstein, and the Blunch Black Of Blotre Blame?

Eat up Martha.