Carlos's Hoes.com, huh?

Who, the cheap skank?

"*interesting music" is how that should read.

Hydra Head is one of big labels these days?! Who knew…

Ah, Tapatio: the poor man's Cholula.

"Pole" is a funny thing, right?

Judging by Bret Michaels' television show, it looks like everyone's slutty mother still wants to bang a member of a hair band, nevermind how horribly the music has aged…but selling out a venue?! Shame on your mothers/aunts/sisters!

Yeah, maybe, but Community without Alison Brie…

Ah yes, the kid who's dad owned a Mac growing up…that kid was one step above the home-schoolers.

That's because The Zombie Survival Guide was "boring as shit" compared to World War Z…

50 Cent as Air Marshal 50 Cent
I'll stop those terrorists…or die trying!

I can call you "Hef," right?

We're talking about "seeing," not "seen." The set scheduled for my neck of the woods is Social D being supported by Lucero and Chuck Ragan (of whom I really couldn't give a damn about seeing). So, that's ~$40 for one band I actually want to see.

Thinking about it, despite not being a Social D fan. But $40 is a fair bit of money to see Lucero as a non-headliner…and they're the band I really want to see.

Decaffinated?

Fuck those kids.
Fuck them in their stupid asses.

I have to say Deschutes Brewing can do no wrong. The Obsidian stout is so-so, but any of their other brews are where I default when I can't decide what I want to drink.

It's the "smug" at Gamestop: "You won't be able to get it if you don't pre-order it," nevermind the fact that both the BestBuy and Walmart across the parking lot always have fifty extra copies on the shelf. That, and the employees never seem like they're "real" video game geeks; ask for a recommendation and you'll be…

You're kidding?!
Don't forget your Motley Crue t-shirt. Remember, all proceeds go to getting their lead singer out of jail.