It was the early 80s. Members Only jackets didn't become the sole purview of sexual predators until the late 80s.

The original version of "Philipic" is on the solo record he recorded before the rock up version of "Sound of Silence" came out though.

China and India are not in the western hemisphere.

She's a regular Dick Enberg.

"You need to cancel this recount like Anne Frank's bat mitzvah" might be the most (gloriously) fucked up joke in the history of the species.

Yeah, just ask Tracy Morgan how disastrously that's worked.

Prince's terrible songs are better than Kiss (the band) too.

Paul Stanley has, incidentally, declared himself embarrassed by Gene's statements.

I always thought Mr. Potato Head had more integrity than that.

So, Sandra Bullock for the movie, right? She's the right kind of plucky.

The problem is neigh means neigh, and since nay and neigh sound so much a like, miscommunication is far too easy. Better to say stop it or knock it the fuck off than nay for clarity of communication.

Are you sure you're not combining Aerosmith's (well, The Breeders's cover of Aerosmith's) "Lord of the Thighs" with The Soft Boys's "Queen of Eyes"?

Not familiar with Eric Clapton or Rod Stewart? Or even Morrissey?

“I’m forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this garbage?’ And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.” — Nick Cave

I assumed it was going to end with Conan revealing that Garry had either reached out to Conan's wife to set up "coincidentally" being there at the same time (or she to him), but it didn't.

Nah, Kid Rock is still a million times the turd Lars is, and that comment should in no way be taken as saying anything positive about Lars.

For whatever it's worth, if it was at the new Yankee Stadium, the problem could also have been the stadium itself, since the couple people I know who have been said it has the least atmosphere of any ballpark they've been to; it's a mausoleum.

Everyone knew.

Or, get someone good. Like J.K. Simmons.

What's wrong with being sexy?