Bitch.

Jude! As I explained previously, if you REALLY want to blow me THAT bad, I'll buy you a plain ticket to Los Angeles. I'm not that desperate for head, but everyone deserves a chance to live out their dream. I'll even wear a mask of Heller's face, like you asked for on my voice mail.

It's better than having this album stuck in your head. Trust me.

Yeah. Sorry mom.

"We Are the Wackness"?

I love you.

Yes, I highly recommend "Patagonian Rats." Tera Melos are the truth.

Hey Cowboy, thanks for the correction. Typo. Will let the brass know. Jude, welcome back, shithead. You still got my personal email address? Weird that you've never used it. Why don't you drop me a line — we can talk about you making a trip out to L.A. so we can have a conversation about my livelihood. I'll even…

How did I miss that?!