Terror at 5,000 Fleet.

Fart Piss

We are potentially living in a world where 2 live action Captain Boomerang adaptions will exist.

They probably (8 minute acoustic guitar intro).

Yes? No.

-Caption Contest-

Who is gonna play the starting line of the '78 Steelers?

You. Bloody. BIKE!

Didn't The Dandy Warhols already do Welcome to the Monkey House, a long time ago?

They replaced the wrong anchor. Jost is terrible. I couldn't beleive they found someone even less funny than Seth Meyers to do weekend update. I mean really SNL? REALLY!? Really? Really. Really really. Really! Really? Really. REALLY!? Really? Really. Really really. Really! Really? Really. REALLY!? Really? Really.…

THEEE-Oh!

How DO i deal?

It's different now that they're poor and aging, they'll never see this face again

Alternate Headline: Shirtless Logan 0:12

I'd like some dry, white toast.

David, you "can’t remember a single moment of" Dances with Dubs. What about dat sweet, sweet K.Cos ass?

Mashantucket sounds made up.

She's Australian though

Bet that dog is dead.

"accurate sports metaphors"
Ever heard of Lacrosse you fucking douchebag?