dead

Been working so hard. I'm punching my card. Eight hours for what? Oh, tell me, what I got? I've got this feeling that times are holding me down. I'll hit the ceiling or else I'll tear up this town.

Flip Wilson Phone

Is that Jason Sudeikis playing Len-Malt in that pic?

"I'M D.B." - Doug Benson

Charlie Murphy!!! Don't you think Charlie's a little old to be taking karate? He was
probably taking it with little kids. Yeah, Charlie whooped my ass, in his
dreams. I told you Charlie has delusions of grandeur in his head. I'm
telling you what's happening.

ReBoot was the shit.

Fuck that. NORBIT is funny as hell. I'll be shirtless in the corner ready to fight any of yous that tells it otherly. How you doin?

Its like I have 2 lives, my life before seeing Jon Benjamin call Jennifer Lawrence, "Sweet Tits," and my life now. I have been born again. Thank you, AVC Lub.

Dream of Danny Fornication, Dream of Danny Fornication

Yeah, that's what the fuck I'm talkin' about. We have ya muthafuckin' record co. surrounded. Put down the candy & let the lil' boy go! You know what I'm sayin? Punk motherfucker. We want EZ! We want EZ!

Oh how I long for the halcyon days of Now That’s What I Call Music! 32

fuck

(6.7% of) One Million Moms

Please tell me there is scene where Nic Cage describes how God designed bananas.

He's obviously The Wrong Mans for the job

We must choose battle cries!

so like… tits? David Lynch is talking about Laura Palmer's tits? Oh no, its the name of the tooooooooown… of course.

I'm ready for the Vaugnaissance

Bad Company 'til the day I die