He was tied for first. I believe I inducted someone else in the first (double episode). Probably J'Tia.

Too deep, man.

I think where it's at is that there wasn't enough data for a Kelly induction, but you're not going to be proven wrong either. No risk proposition.

Yeah. Again, if that's what they were doing.

If they were still worried Nina might have an idol, they didn't want her to have the power to vote one of them out. So you throw a vote elsewhere in case of a 3-1-1 tie. That's a possibility, but we don't know for sure.

She did. Carolyn goes on a rant about it in the bonus clips. Not a fan of Shirin's monkey balls descriptions.

The issue is that the story at the losing tribe is the same story as last week: Nina sucks and is going home. The only difference is that Will wasn't going to save her this week.

They're also never going back to a location that doesn't A) give them massive tax breaks to film there and B) have comfortable accommodations near shooting for the crew. The crew are tired of this roughing bullshit now that they there for half the year.

I'm not worried. The editors just throw stuff in here to get you worried headed into tribal.

It's so they have something to call them after the swap. Which is why they didn't have tribe names in Heroes vs Villains: there was no planned swap.

Just letting you know that you're not the only one getting your reference.

He bullied Ian on that buoy too. He bullied that boy on that buoy.

Yeah. Hairdressers definitely need to maintain a more professional veneer.

Maybe they want to put a Shameless spin on that old cliche?

No judgement here. People are allowed to like different things.

It could be interesting. But I'm mostly confident in saying that it would be un-fucking-watchable. Every episode would be some unholy combination of Extreme Home Makeovers, Kid Nation, and The Jeff Probst Show with the "inspirational" music themes turned up to 11.

By you?

I'll admit, I made a similar joke in my head too.

It might not even be FCC, so much as Survivor (apparently) is watched a lot by families (at least that's what reunion shows keep telling me). So why risk alienating them?

Slim pickings already.