Everything's a vote split! Did you give Nina points for being in on the vote split too?

They do.

Probst's theory on EW.com is that they worried that negotiating that big barrel through the obstacles relied heavily on quick, choppy communication, so maybe they did worry her disability would be a problem. But they couldn't come out and say that, which is why their explanations were stupid.

Agreed. Sure, it's hypocritical of Will to say that, but he's got to put someone else in the line of fire there. Maybe it would've been better to emphasize her other flaws, but he was trying to make Joe feel better about his shitty strategy by saying that Nina would've sucked either way. Even if it isn't true, Will's…

There's probably a line you shouldn't cross on the BMI scale. Like, having some extra fat is helpful to have stores to draw on (which is why later season Boston Rob or Penner always were a little doughy). But if you're a fat guy, you might also have some endurance issues to overcome, which is what's happening with…

This is not the first time an older woman was underestimated in Survivor.

"If they had any semblance of logic on that tribe, Will and Nina would have been the first two boots."

This is the only argument for Nicaragua that's ever made any sense to me: "I like it because it's like other reality shows". Since I hate those other reality shows, it's an argument that means nothing to me. But, you be you.

Middle names only matter if you go on to assassinate someone. Presumably, we won't have multiple Mariano assassins.

Nope. Five sons and seven daughters; one is Georgetta.

Yep. Either himself or someone close to him.

How much Dana did we get in Philippines?

Mine is five, so he's all in. Watches people play Disney Infinity too (usually, it's the same YouTubers who do Minecraft). And watches toy reviews. At least once a week I ask him "so… buddy… what do you like about these videos?"

Here's an article that all parents of kids who play Minecraft should appreciate:
http://theconcourse.deadspi…

Obviously, this is ridiculous. But I see what's happening here: the government officials proposing this have run out of ways to get their kids to stop playing/watching YouTube videos of Minecraft.

ALL PARENTS.

Nothing is too much for this show. Kev fathered children with his wife and her mother simultaneously. Debbie lost her virginity by raping her adult friend.

I think a bigger problem might be placement. This one following last week coming off of a long break? Pick up your game Good Wife.

Simple answer: what did you do when Natalie flipped her vote last season to Alec?

Right, but now it's not actually a vote split. 3 people voted to boot Vince. Joe's vote was rendered as a throwaway, not even enough to offset an idol play. Maybe if it was a 3-2-2 split and Will just changed who was the 3.