That's patently untrue, DBag. Some of us are actors/models, and do nothing but coke and whores.

Neil Patrick Harris would've been better. And more attractive.

Paul Walker is a good man! He's on the Board of Directors of The Billfish Foundation and has volunteered countless hours helping earthquake victims in Chile and Haiti!

Hey, hey, hey…let's not make fun of the hat.

Generally, I prefer to cuckold black men, because it implies that I have a larger penis than they do. And I like how that looks.