Go wank with a Transformer movie

Yes to all of the above. It's not that I didn't want to roll my eyes at some of it, but that was part of the fun of it - and I was looking forward to a sequel, not yet another fucking reboot (I never considered it even a reboot in the first place, anymore than any of the multitude of James Bond movies from different…

Unfortunately they lost pretty much everything else too

"Acting" and "storyline" should be in scare quotes

It had a montage!

Was he the guy who came to tell the lady in the canteen that they were about to be voted off the boat?

The spoiler is:

You know what would've been cool?
If the movie began with a terminal patient waking up to find the hospital and surrounding city deserted!
And then they notice the zombies, but the zombies don't notice them, and there's flashbacks and flashforwards and then it turns out they were actually dead!
And then you see a dancing…

I wanted the heroes to get eaten, that's how sympathetic they wound up

He's Mexican, and they're stoic like that

3D can't cure cardboard

The Yids Stay In the Picture

He may be when they reboot it in 3 months

Brad Pitt was a zombie

"Work? I just wanted to cut a bitch"

Everyone was already suffering from terminal boredom

Me, I wanted the traffic jam with no escape in either direction

Because the Zombies… They're us

I thought it was Gollum

God could not let something so pretty die.