World War Zzzzzzzzzzzz

It depends: what does your sister look like?

*snorts sarcastically, pushes horn-rimmed glasses back up nose*

Well screw this: another goddammed reboot that had at least one good movie already made. I'm not seeing it, just like I refuse to watch the newer spiderman bullshit.

So: wot's de big oidea?

'So, a "Blue Waffle" is…'

Darth Snuffaluffagus. You just missed him!

Simpsons did it.

WHY DO YOU HATE FREEDOM?

Intermingled non-rigid container.

An entire Willenium later

I will just imagine I'm being shotin the head.

So was Klaus Kinsky.

The place is overrun by teletubbies.

In 2030, with the advent of super-intelligent Bear-people, that whole "right to Bear arms" thing really bites humanity on the ass.

Speak for yourself

"Inner Space" FTW

We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a message from all the pansy-assed liberals:

We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a message from all the pansy-assed liberals:

Razor blade and battery companies hate him