Nermal? More like Lyman.

It is the dream. That or polio.

He was all of 28 when he first played King Tut. You'd have thought he started his career at 43.

Weren't Socrates' last words, "I drank what?"

Yeah, I blew it. I deserve to be non-fatally shot and to die 11 weeks later from incompetent treatment.

Damnit. Major fail. I really do hate Mondays. And it's Tuesday. But Cleveland is in the World Series! (If I keep typing, something might stick.)

Can you do a grindy thingy?

The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in: Film at 11…

The first series of TV spots I saw did not mention Gibson. Some of the more recent ones I've seen show his name ("from director Mel Gibson") but it flies by pretty fast.

Tom Holland = George Lazenby? Time will tell…

Hey, if President Garfield could be president for two non-consecutive terms, why can't Garfield be Spider-Man in two non-consecutive films?

What's more Vernon is:

Or drink a toilet beer?

(Talking sort of like Cheech) "This is a very common problem. My diagnosis is. Twice a day. I want you. To Smoke. More. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!"

“Calm down, you’re such a Mary Anne.”
“I am! It’s true!”

Directly comparing Roger Corman's The Little Shop of Horrors to the Frank Oz film based on the 1982 musical (which is loosely based on the Corman film) is such a stretch. They are such different things.

I wouldn't think of Will & Grace as blackface, the show for the most part had its heart in the right place at the time. The best you can say about the show now is that it's "quaintly dated." It's amazing how quickly what's thought of as "progressive" on TV changes.

Sadly, the show only lasts six weeks. The audience just wouldn't shut up. The Stellan Skarsgård episode was the most infamous. So much toast.

It is a badly made film. The direction is awful, the pace lags all over the place, the performances are uneven, i.e. it has all the hallmarks of a flat film adaptation of a stage show, which is what it is. But it did have enough goofiness and camp appeal that for whatever reason, a small but devoted group of people…

… TONIGHT! Rocky's guests are- from Keeping Up With the Joneses, Isla Fisher! Comedian Mike Birbiglia! Bill Nye, The Science Guy! And a musical performance by Vampire Weekend!! And now, your sweet transvestite from Culver City, HEEEEEERE'S FRANK!