i literally have a tiny orgasm every time i read/watch one of their heartfelt "this is destroying my childhood" rants

or some mistaking the tone of long-time users' comments as serious and not loljk

reddit, maybe?

bangs are a no from me

you could

stony? i'll have to pass.

it took me awhile but i got there

eh, i've read so much fanfic at this point nothing surprises me.

i don't see that as him being called a sexist but whatever, man. we clearly disagree on a lot.

you always get off easy
*badum tsssss*

don't be sad, florida deserves this.

we don't poop, fyi.

it's a series of tubes!

i really expected the worst from south carolina.
then again, i do frequently google "where is my phone" so i can find that website that calls your phone for you so you can find it.
i lose my phone a lot.

i don't know, i've been in a lot of spelling bees and they are as hardcore as you can get.

no one is shaming him or others who don't want to see this movie and even if they were being shamed it's not sexist in any way, shape or form, full stop.

this would absolutely get my ass in a theater seat for the next bond

i have an issue with "cash grab remake" because grabbing your cash is kind of the point of all movies
and tv
and books
and everything

again, that hasn't been my experience but that's not to say it couldn't be true.

it had one perfect season