It's possible the King doesn't always behave that way. He was probably just testing Bill.

Alcide's great to look at, sure. But the minute he opens his mouth and forces out dialogue I start to lose a bit of interest.
Solution: Keep this guy shirtless 24/7

Beel
As much as I enjoy darkside Bill I know it's only a matter of time before his true, good intentions are revealed. Knowing that this is how it'll probably end up kind of ruins his bad boy act for me.
Still.. keeping Bill and Sookie apart makes both characters about twice as interesting so the longer Sookie's search…

He's been gone like a day.

Well in the EW article Alan Ball talks about how this season is suppose to be about vampire politics so I guess, be patient?

haysoos, those actresses probably have a no boob clause in their contract or something.

You know, I agree with you.
I felt the rush mostly with the Alcide/Sookie storyline. They could have given us a car scene or something to help fill it out a bit.

The dancer
Pam is eating her, alright, but not in the way you think.

We use cloth diapers and some of the patterns are quite stylish so I can sort of understand the appeal, I guess.
Still.. why pay extra money for something you're just going to throw away anyway?

As a parent, I'm confused by these diapers as well. I'm also made uncomfortable and annoyed.

Alexander Skarsgard is brave enough. He's constantly talking about how much he enjoys being naked.
He didn't even wear a sock for his nude scenes in this episode.

The books aren't well written, they read more like romance novels but they are written much better than Twilight.

Same here, pink.

I've read them. The third book is my favorite!

I adore Pam. She needs way more screen time and it looks like she'll be getting it this season.

I loved how her gift was portrayed in Season 1 and now it seems they've completely abandoned it. I've read that they'll be exploring what Sookie 'is' this season so hopefully they'll focus more on her gift once they get into that whole thing.

This isn't about underage drinking
I quite enjoyed this review because you touched on all of my favorite parts of the episode.

Snugglesaurus Rex, can I just say how comforting your comments have been as of late.

No you just have to go to some crazy alternate world that your subconscious creates in order to help you cope with the fact that you're dead.
Everything that happened on the island was real, dude.

Reconciling ones death and fixing their hang ups are two completely different things.