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Hey, everyone! Before the day is through, let's all remember to wish a Happy Birthday to our good pal Not The Real Randy Jackson!

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I would prefer not to.

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I feel like there's something I should say about this, but it's late and I'm too tired.
Good night, everybody!

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That's a series wrap on Clint Eastwood's Chair, suckers.

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Okay, so I lied. Again. My real real real AV Club identity is…

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What the hell?

Alright, admit it: who left me out of their Best Gimmick ballots?

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What? I was just being satirical.

Well, what did you think I was? A regular poster here who just happened to create a one-dimensional gimmick account in order to capitalize on a popular early-September Internet meme? Puh-leeeeeze.