I would, but I'm scared.

I've always disliked the show.  The only pleasure I've ever gotten out of it was ripping on it.

I thought they were talking about the writers.

It might just be this episode, as well as this season, sucked.

You've suffered so much, this season.

The "Slice of Life" was shot down in the Sea of Japan.  It spun in.  There were no survivors.

I second that request.  Anyone?

Nice try, Scott.  Now, Buck up and come to grips with the fact you earned that "F."

Though to be fair, Anonymous Black Lady Cop has a better ring to it than "Detective Angie Miller."

I just want to mention that I called Black Lady Cop by name an entire freakin' season before the show did on-air.  I should get some kind of reward for that.

Why did they not ask him why the show sucked so much ass?

He apparently suffered from rigor mortis at birth.  Did you see how stiff he was when Dex and Deb held him in those boring hospital flashbacks?

Oh, and the fake baby doll that Deb and Dexter were holding was hilarious!

I was really rooting for Deb dying of her gunshot wound, Dexter burying her at sea and then having Hannah and Harrison's plane crash right into the ol' Slice of Life.

Oh… and that "pre-show" stuff was TERRIBLE.   Ghost Harry saying "If the fans are anything like the writers and the cast of the show, they're gonna miss Dexter very much."

Wow, Dexter was awful right to the last, and even went over the top on its way out.

Maybe she'll find a good 24-hour live in nanny.

Absolutely.   Shit, he went to the freakin' hospital with Hannah because he planted his face in a treadmill 3 episodes ago, and then spent the night with Jamie the next episode.  Like, the day after he got stitches.  (Though the stitches mysteriously disappeared.)

Wasn't all that good, really.  Too angsty.

Not to mention how tranquil the water was in the face of an oncoming hurricane.  I mean, the trees were all bending in the wind, and the water's nice and calm.