Actually, as a Puritan, you should really be ripping out eyes constantly: your own, if it sees sin, your child's, if he/she sees sin…

Contempt for the Audience, that's what killed Joey Bishop!

I'm pitching a Buddy movie
Courage Wolf and Bachelor Frog. Takers?

I believe the "allegedly" refers to that beard.

You know what irrelevance sounds like?

"By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, KILL Yourself. There's no joke coming." - Bill Hicks

The Wayne's World films
They have not aged well.

I don't know that anything lives up to a six month wait.

See her in Hotel Chevalier. Her performance? Meh? Her Body? Slightly more upbeat MEHYEH.

Meh
Meh

Why did you think a giant bubble would stop them?
Shut Up! That's Why!

Not Supernatural?
How many times does Michael Myers get shot again? Not Supernatural you say?

You of Course Realize…
…that the return of Chris Gaines is even less likely or more unasked for.

And Fail-han. Ha-han.

And now…
We wait for Anderson Cooper to start yelling about this.