King's having a good late career period, but none of his books have the warmth and humour of a contenporary Koontz.I haven't read this new one, but I'm pretty goddamn confident you could put it up against any of the Odds and it's going to look fucking ridiculous.

Yeah, and also it's spelled "troupe".

SPOILERS! Fuck you, pal.

No, they've continued to improve. My phone actually tells me the name of the person calling.

Don't contact me again.

Just to clear up any confusion, I wasn't saying that one was better than the other. Actually I don't like either version.

No, it's an abbreviation for the term "application", not program. An application is a feature used in modern phones and computers.

The original version, by Derek & The Dominos, is quite different. It is faster and has electric guitars. You should listen to that instead if you don't like Clapton's rendition.

I am not the film critic Stephen Holden. We just share the same name. My favourite movie is The Shawshank Redemption.

No, that was him laughing.

But they're implying that it's more than just a game.

I don't know.

No, this is a movie.

He was expensive, too!

I don't think so. He has a new TV show coming out soon and this book on top of his other work. I just don't think he'd have the time to manage a website.

Just want to offer my condolences, Mr Rabin. I wish you and your family all the best during this difficult time and hope you are receiving the best treatment possible.

Cripes, he must be reading this. Hi, Robert! Big Icky Mettle fan here!!!

Wow, they'd have to write a lot of songs to do something like that. You must really like this band!

That seems like a pretty stupid idea, because Stephen King is a really famous author. He would probably sell more books if he used his own name.

Is this guy really Stephen King's son? How come he has a different last name?