What? No Simpsons Quotes?
"I used to be with it, but then they changed what It was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's It seems weird and scary to me."

Um
Didn't Paper Planes come out in 2007?

These guys haven't put out a good album since Survival Sickness
Somebody out there agrees with me.

I thought of that too, but I don't think the actual story has been given film or television treatment, at least not since the 40's.

That's more like bad treatment of a gift. And was the alligator even a gift in the first place?

I don't think they did that every date. I saw that tour twice, and when I saw it in Philly the Mighty Mighty Bosstones played a second set there (that time during Pavement's set)(although, it would be really funny if it was during Hole's set too). The date where JL played a second set was in Virginia or West…

Only Sellouts Celebrate Holidays
I thought you guys were better than that.

Get me Something to Stop the Bleeding
Best reunion news since the Pixies. The Lizard were easily one of the best live bands of the 90's, and their albums are pretty dynamite too (and I concur with the love of Goat and Liar). One of the best things about going to Lollapalooza 5 was seeing them play TWO sets, one on…

Sunshine
Fantastic movie…until the last half hour.

I Kinda Liked North
And I paid to see it in the theater. In fact, I paid for two tickets cuz my girlfriend at the time went with me.

"Lick my plate, you dog dick!"

Aren't Her 15 Minutes Up yet?
Seriously.

Yo! Bum Rush the Show
I've never heard of anybody calling that the greatest Public Enemy album.

Me Too! Me Too!
Monkey Shit Fight
(easily abbreviated to MSF in case of mainstream success)

Would Korean Horror Movies be Called K-Horror?
If so, I'd like to nominate A Tale of Two Sisters as the best K-horror flick.

"11 songs of wafting atmospherics"
Sounds like a fart joke to me.

Crazy From the Heat
Crazy From the Heat is the best rock memoir ever. There's a chapter called Personal Best that opens with, "My personal record is five chicks at once, in Nashville."

The Only Thing I Ever Liked About Belle and Sebastian
…was Isobel Campbell.

I've seen Roman and didn't really like it (Lucky stars in it, Angela Bettis directed it). It was kind of a mess, and not in a good way.

Happiness was introduced to me by a girlfriend. And then I moved in with her.