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Damn Bridget Fonda was a cutie. Whatever happened to her?

Damn Bridget Fonda was a cutie. Whatever happened to her?

It bothers me that people always conflate these shows. They have very little in common in terms of style, execution, or intent other than "Lol mysteries don't get solved"

It bothers me that people always conflate these shows. They have very little in common in terms of style, execution, or intent other than "Lol mysteries don't get solved"

She'd say "he's not mine, you can't prove it!"

She'd say "he's not mine, you can't prove it!"

Except none of those shows hinged on a single revelatory plot twist. Even on Twin Peaks, Lynch didn't even originally care about revealing Laura Palmer's killer.

Except none of those shows hinged on a single revelatory plot twist. Even on Twin Peaks, Lynch didn't even originally care about revealing Laura Palmer's killer.

I don't give a shit what anyone says, Nip/Tuck was an amazing show. Its modus operandi was to throw back the worst excesses of American culture back in your face. You couldn't really call it satire, since it wasn't subtle in any way shape or form. But it was always consistently creative in coming up with new, batshit…

I don't give a shit what anyone says, Nip/Tuck was an amazing show. Its modus operandi was to throw back the worst excesses of American culture back in your face. You couldn't really call it satire, since it wasn't subtle in any way shape or form. But it was always consistently creative in coming up with new, batshit…

….was absolutely no one's reaction in the world to this

….was absolutely no one's reaction in the world to this

Looks like you….

Looks like you….

Because no one who writes for this site has a car, or knows anything about them unless it's like "what was the model car Gene Hackman drove in the French Connection". That they would probably know.

Because no one who writes for this site has a car, or knows anything about them unless it's like "what was the model car Gene Hackman drove in the French Connection". That they would probably know.

Come on, if you need some sort of physical representation of a vast, infinite cosmic entity that the feeble human mind can't comprehend, how do you NOT choose an ancient old turtle? And a Spider is the perfect choice for IT, because fuck spiders.

Come on, if you need some sort of physical representation of a vast, infinite cosmic entity that the feeble human mind can't comprehend, how do you NOT choose an ancient old turtle? And a Spider is the perfect choice for IT, because fuck spiders.

They could all take turns kissing Bev. Same concept, problem solved.