They could all take turns kissing Bev. Same concept, problem solved.

Forget the book, if you don't think Americans are hung up about sex you are an idiot.

Forget the book, if you don't think Americans are hung up about sex you are an idiot.

Yes, when I think of songs that "fucking rock" I think of Day in the Life and Golden Slumbers.

Yes, when I think of songs that "fucking rock" I think of Day in the Life and Golden Slumbers.

Nice, that comment had just the right blend of racism and "creepy pedo" that I've come to expect from the Internet.

Nice, that comment had just the right blend of racism and "creepy pedo" that I've come to expect from the Internet.

Agreed, it looks like shit. Johnny Depp's "zany mugging at the camera" levels will be off the charts, and I'm sure we can expect a delightfully whimsical dark score from Danny Elfman with children's choirs and twinkling toyboxes.

How sad. You can finally contribute, you bare your soul, and no one responds. The only option is to take your own life. by the way i'm drunk right now sorry

Joe Dante's films are generally coherent, funny, and entertaining, so no, he doesn't even have that.

You think those bruises were bad, you should have seen the ones his stepdad left on his arm

Any Ryan Murphy show qualifies for this.

They should have brought Michael Crichton back in to tighten that shit up.

But Jack White has disposable income and a girlfriend, so no.

She's hot. I love her piggy legs. Would fuck

What do you mean you're "cool with immigrants?"

You must be thinking of Sally Cruikshank. Superjail also reminds me of her.

You must be thinking of the Lambada movie she was in.

How is Fear and Loathing supposed to represent a "confused age?" Are we supposed to relate to Johnny Depp and Benicio's characters? Are they everymen? Benicio is an evil bastard and Depp's being his wacky, muggy self. The authority figures in the story are generic enough to represent anybody. Basically all they do is…

I used to spit in the drinks of metalheads like you at concerts. They were too dumb or pissed to even know.