UK Garage? seriously, that was worth waiting around desperately to get a first for?

I can never gauge how many people actually hate them because of the stupid "Primus sucks" thing.

Who the fuck is Keith Entwistle?

That reminds me of this fat wanna be goth kid I sat next to in Calculus. We watched a move in class and he forced out a fake chuckle every time someone died. The hot girls in class would always make fun of him and he'd say "I'm gonna come to your house late at night and SLIT your THROAT!" Then the teacher would tell…

Two things.

What about the inverse of this? "How did they ever fuck that up? 30 unsuccessful adaptations that should have been no-brainers"

Biastioc

My idea for Indy 5 also involves a grown Short Round with Bruce Lee caliber abilities.

Christ, that Todd Vanderworf write-up is one of the most pitiful things I've ever laid eyes on.

My younger sisters dragged me to go see Episode I in 3-D last week.

By that criteria, I think Episode I is actually closest to the feeling of the old Star Wars then 2 or 3.

Dude go watch Cowboy Bebop, the AV Club is covering it now. Unfortunately they got Simon Abrams to cover it.

Name me one thing a Muppet has done that has ever been funny. Link to a video as proof.

Being barren is always funny

Christ, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little reading that.

3 Crays? What would a Costa Rican island need with that kind of power?

People who like fun?

I recently saw the film URGH a music War. When that film was made almost all those bands were considered "new wave"

I too like to go on the internet and loudly proclaim to no one in  particular what movies I plan not to see. In fact I do that in real life too. Yesterday morning I walked into Starbucks and shouted "I am totally NOT going to see Prometheus because the production stills and script leaks I have seen assure me it is NOT…

So…yes, the millions of dollars it took to make the movie, the countless people employed, the months spent slaving away on the script, working on the story structure, dialogue, screening it to test audiences, the minimum wage ushers who had to clean up your spilled popcorn and used condom wrappers….all demolished in…