Remember the creepy clown dream?
Remember the horror movie homage?
Remember the air conditioner suicide?
Remember the death of the lonely flower?
Remember choking to death on an electrical cord?

Well you certainly have a type.

Watchmen
Blew my mind as a 16-17 year old, on several different levels (the way stories are told, my own moral values, the nature of time, big political ideas etc)

Because their songs are catchy? Melodic?

Phantom Menace may be shitty but you can't fault Lucas for ambition. He was like "well in ROTJ I had three different climaxes going on at once let's go for FOUR in Phantom"

He should have never been able to make a film, period. Dude should be working at Quick-E-Mart or whatever it's called, and be known as "that funny guy that tells cool stories" to all the stoners that hang out there.

Nothing will ever top me.

I've got a bunch
Back to the Future = end after the first one. No Wild West bullshit.
Star Wars = end after ROTJ (Ewoks are cute, fuck you)
Family Guy = ended after first three seasons.
Futurama = Ended with last episode, no movies.
Nip/Tuck = end after fourth season, no Los Angeles seasons.
Stephen King = died in car…

I was overwhelmed by the power of this place.

God
This Vanderwolf guy is annoying. Seriously, I don't even like South Park that much, but this guy doesn't belong on this site. Send him to Televisionwithoutpity.com

HAHAHAHA
HAHAHA.

Don't compare Roeper to Lyons.

The movie kicks ass, quit yer' bitchin, nerds.

Does Anyone Else But Me
hold Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island as their favorite Mario game?

To add to that wall of bullshit, Todd, since you are such a big "Glee" fan, I wonder if there is a similar balancing act to that show, a strange mix of different styles, emotions, etc. that may go off the rails. I've never seen it, although I might watch it.

My Two Cents (verbal diarrhea)

George Carlin - Funny for a long time, then got old
Richard Pryor - never funny (except to black people and guilty, nervous whites)

The commercial was shot for when he first got his 10 pm show, dumbasses. They just changed the song and added in new graphics, but it's the same promo. He's not smirking because he "beat" Conan.

Commercialism kicks ass. You guys are all pussy socialists.

Is it just me, or were they going for a masturbation joke there? Jacket On, Jacket Off?